Accessories For Dogs

Hi this is Rose, the Irish Setter. I'm sorry I just don't get it. Why would a dog want to wear one of those frou frou ballerina outfits? Doesn't make sense to me. Why should I cover up my beautiful glossy red coat? Accessories for dogs are for pouffy dogs, not real ones.

And no I'm not jealous. I do have a few outfits. I have my Green Bay Packers hat and tank top. And the angel outfit I wear for Halloween and Christmas. And the red cape. But that's about it. Hey Kate, what do you think of dog accessories?

You too are so jealous. They don't make darling little outfits in your size. I mean you're bigger than a ten year old two legged companion. The whole idea is to be sweet and adorable, like me. Everybody says I'm the cute one. Cute. Cute. Cute.

Of course I don't need any little outfits. I'm perfect just the way I am. I have three colors, you only have one. Just one, just boring old red. Red. Red. Red. I have black and white and warm sandy brown. I'm a tri-color. That means three colors, count them three. 1. black. 2. white. 3. brown. Three.

We should have three meals a day, don't ya think Rose? I get so hungry when the sun is up high. I can't hardly wait until dinner. It takes sooooo long to get from when the sun is up high to dinner time.

Let's go find a snack. Okay Rose? Talking about accessories for dogs is making me hungery.